With it being well and truly cold outside it can only mean one thing – it’s movie season! And this time we are giving you a lowdown on our Top Ten Chick Flicks. These are in no particular order because we just couldn’t agree, but let us know what you think in the comments below 🙂
Michaela: Mean Girls (2004)- Does a Halloween even go by when someone doesn’t say, “In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year where a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it”? Seriously sassy and cast to perfection (special shout out to Rachel McAdams as Queen Bee, Regina George), I don’t feel the need to explain the plot, nor do I feel any particular urge to do so in an attempt to make anyone watch this film; I already expect everyone to have seen Mean Girls, and am flabbergasted when told that this is not the case. If you haven’t seen this film then, “you can’t sit with us”.
Best quote – p.s it’s virtually impossible to choose, but a personal favourite is:
Regina: Oh my God, I love your skirt! Where did you get it?
Lea Edwards: Oh it was my mom’s in the 80s
Regina: Vintage, so adorable
Lea Edwards: Thanks (walks away)
Regina: That is the ugliest f-ing skirt I’ve ever seen
Faye: Bring It On (2000) – Cheerleader showdown in the extreme! After discovering all their cheers are in fact stolen from another squad, The Turro’s must start again… but will they make it in time for the Cheerleading Nationals?! It’s not just the cheer routines that are fierce in this film, sassy characters are in abundance in this energetic chick-flick! Despite being released over 16 years ago (omg!), I still know the opening routine, sing it with me… I’m sexy, I’m cute…
Best quote:
Whitney: No one will miss Big Red, Torr. She puts the ‘itch’ in bitch.
Courtney: She puts the ‘whore’ in horrifying.
Michaela: Legally Blonde (2001)– Now fifteen years old (!) Legally Blonde is one of my all-time favourite films. Starring Reese Witherspoon as Elle Woods, this film tells the story of a seemingly ditsy homecoming Queen determined to prove her aristocrat ex-boyfriend (and the world) wrong when he dumps her for someone more ‘serious’. Now a student at Harvard Law School, Elle defies all expectations and not only soars through her exams, but beats the bullies AND bags a super cool top lawyer boyfriend who loves her just the way she is (awww).
Best Quote:
Warner: You got into Harvard Law?
Elle: What? Like it’s hard?
Faye: Clueless (1995) – loosely based on Jane Austen’s Emma, Clueless focuses on Cher, a kind hearted, if a bit ditsy, school student who takes new girl Tai, under her wing. Determined to make Tai the most popular girl in school, Cher, with a little help from her best friend Dionne, sets about trying to change her. In her naivety Tai blindly follows Cher’s direction, and both end up ignoring their own hearts. A brilliant, coming of age story, Clueless is a classic click-flick. From its amazing 90’s fashion to hilarious teenage scenarios we can all relate to, this film is fabulous!
Best quote:
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose.
Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.
Michaela: The Devil Wears Prada (2006)– A fabulous exploration into the cruel world of fashion, Meryl Streep plays heartless magazine editor Miranda Priestly, and Anne Hathaway, her assistant, Andrea. In a desperate attempt to fulfill her dream of becoming a high-flying journalist, Andrea works her fingers to the bone to please her boss, but, it comes at a price, and now she must decide between her job, and her happiness. Okay, it’s not all as cringey and cliché as I’ve made it sound, but that’s the gist. I must also mention Emily Blunt in this write up because she is just hilarious – one of the best chick-flick performances for sure.
Emily: Andrea, my God! You look so chic.
Andy: Oh, thanks. You look so thin.
Emily: Really? Its for Paris, I’m on this new diet. Well, I don’t eat anything, and when I feel like I’m about to faint, I eat a cube of cheese. I’m just one stomach flu away from my goal weight.
Faye: Dirty Dancing (1987)– Spending the summer at a holiday resort with her family, Frances aka “Baby” falls in love with the camp’s dance instructor, Johnny. Romantic backdrop, stunning dances and of course, that lift… you really will have the time of your life watching this movie!
Best quote:
Johnny: Nobody puts baby in a corner. (of course)
Michaela: Bridesmaids (2011)- Oddly enough, Faye actually isn’t a fan of Bridesmaids, I on the other hand think its absolutely hilarious. I consider it to be Kristin Wig’s challenge offering to The Hangover, and dare I say it, I think its better – but maybe that’s because I’m a girl. Bridesmaids tells the story of Annie (Wig) who struggles to fulfil her role as Maid of Honour when her best friend, Lillian, is whisked away by her father-in-law’s gorgeous and rich fiancé, Helen. Hilarious, awkward and cringe-worthy, Annie and Helen must now battle to become Lillian’s new no.1 Gal Pal, and now most importantly, Maid of Honour.
Best quote:
Annie: You read my diary?
Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Faye: Crossroads (2002) – I mean, it stars Britney at the height of her fame, what more could you possibly want?! Britney plays Lucy, a ‘perfect’ straight A student who joins her two childhood friends and a conveniently handsome stranger on a road trip across America in an awesome old-school car. Dodgy acting aside, this chick-flick deserves to go own in our hall of fame for the I Love Rock’n’Roll karaoke scene alone!
Best quote:
[Lucy starts undressing, then stops]
Henry: What’s wrong? Why are you stopping?
Lucy Wagner: Henry, this isn’t how I planned it would be.
Henry: That’s funny, because this is exactly how I planned it to be!
(you and every guy with a Britney crush, Justin!)
Michaela: She’s the Man (2006) – Released back in the early to mid-noughties, this slapstick style comedy has me laughing every time. It tells the story of Viola (Bynes), a football fanatic out to prove that girls are just as good a players as boys. Determined to prove her haters wrong, Viola disguises herself as her brother and takes his place at college in an attempt to make it as a footballing legend. Swapping from guy to girl in a kind of Mrs Doubtfire-esque comedy act, we get to sit back and watch her juggle life as a serious sportsman (woman?), and of course, as a teenage girl now with a very inappropriate crush on her roommate, Duke Orsino (Channing Tatum). If it all sounds too ridiculous, then keep in mind that this film is loosely based on Shakespeare’s Twelfth Night, so…there.
Best quote:
Viola: What does your heart tell you?
Duke: What?
Viola: I mean… which one would you rather see naked?!
Faye: Pride & Prejudice (2009)– a change of pace here but this is truly a classic. Although written in 1817, Pride and Prejudice is still one of the most famous love stories of all time. In this adaption of Jane Austen’s most famous novel, Keira Knightly stars as our witty and bright protagonist Elizabeth Bennet, who unknowingly catches the eye of the handsome, and incredibly wealthy, Mr Darcy. But the course of true love never did run smooth and this pair are no different. I particularly love this version as the photography is just beautiful, and the actors (with the exception a rather stiff Darcy), are superb and bring out the humour of the story.
Best quote:
Elizabeth Bennet: And those are the words of a gentleman. From the first moment I met you, your arrogance and conceit, your selfish disdain for the feelings of others made me realize that you were the last man in the world I could ever be prevailed upon to marry.